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Awesome post but I might have messed up the perfect 69 views. Apologies!

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No, no, you simply got me to the 420 “30 day views” figure I’m looking at now, even better

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Siiiick. Maybe close the post, because I'm not sure if there are any cool numbers higher than 420.

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The Tour de Toilet was a tour de force.

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I have to impress if I want to become this town’s top bathroom reviewer.

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the voiceover was amazing and I want “DRUHG CULCHUR” as my new text tone

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Also I really like you referring to Jareth as “Jareth Labyrinth” like that is his whole name

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I can’t wait til I get my tiny microphone so I can do a higher quality Elvis impersonation and turn it into ringtones for the people. Also how else are you supposed to tell Jareth Labyrinth apart from all the other Jareths? “So Jareth was out stealing babies again-“ “Hold up, wait a second, which Jareth? Jareth from class? Jareth the greengrocer? Jareth Smith? OH, you mean Jareth LABYRINTH, of course!”

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You may already be that.

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